Christina Aguilera sang “At Last” at Etta James’ funeral over the weekend, which is impressively hubristic. What’s not so impressive is that the self-tanner Aguilera slathered all over her body before the performance began to streak off when she started sweating.
Scroll to about :36 if you’d like to see the “Genie in a Bottle” songstress try to wipe it off on the sly.
In case you need a gory close-up, this one’s from Styleite:
Is the lesson here don’t use self-tanner if you’re going to being sweating?
…Or, as it has been for some time, don’t use self-tanner because it makes you orange?