Kim Kardashian Tweets Flimsy Excuse To Show Her Breasts

Kim Kardashian makes it so easy for us: in recent memory, she ended her publicity marriage for more publicity, started gay rumors about her ex for continued publicity, did some nude yoga for still more publicity and then announced on Twitter she’d like to start a Bible study group (for more reasons, we suspect, than just publicity).

But sometimes she’s so transparent in her quest for attention that it’s… a little breathtaking. Last night, for example, she tweeted this photo of herself:

…With the caption: Photo shoot fresh! All about corals for spring swimwear #kardashiankollection

She might as well have tweeted, “Coral will be big for Spring. …But not as big as these two babies AMIRITE?!”

We’re going to say this has less to do with trend forecasting and more to do with Kim wanting some excuse (however flimsy) to post photos of herself making duckface in her underwear.

What’s next? A sex tape?!

Oh.

(Twitter)

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    • Cee

      Is coral God (Tim Tebow’s) favorite color?

    • rita

      i just wonder how many pictures she takes before she takes one “twitter worthy” she probably has like 10,000 duck face underwear pictures in her phone just waiting to be jacked by a celebrity hijacker (for, yet again, more publicity)

    • KB

      What duck face does it make it look like you just finished saying, “Pruuuuune.”

    • I Mean What

      Surely Kim must have been suffering from an acute case of claustrophobia having to hide from the media since leaving that doof-ball after 72 unglorious days of marriage. Kris Jenner must have been keeping her under lock and key as Momager Knows Best. Here is how that exchange went down leading up to this Twitpic: http://bit.ly/ztQukS

    • teresa

      This is my theory, if you actually dedicate your time and energy to someone and constantly look for flaws on someone else its cause you are not happy in your own skin. Writing several negative articles on a person is not gonna make you feel better. Your probably a smart, pretty girl but a mature woman does not write about other women’s flaws. Hence writing an article like this led me to believe that you are a teenager seeking attention from others. A good writer should write about stuff worth our while, not an article based on how you think this entrepreneur, designer, etc. is looking for attention.