Some of you may be aware that Madonna performed at the Halftime Show of last night’s
Immorality Bowl Super Bowl. We knew enough to expect a medley because do you like songs? Fuck you.
We did not, however, know it was going to be so listless and awkward. Madonna moved in a strange slow-motion throughout, did some inexplicable yoga and mugged with those two guys who are related to Berry Gordy, was upstaged by Nicki Minaj (fair), subsequently upstaged by M.I.A.‘s middle finger, and then invited Cee Lo up on stage to vibrate alongside her as they all donned sequined robes and lip-synced to that song you love.
Madonna wore several Givenchy Haute Couture by Riccardo Tisci looks, with a head piece by Philip Treacy and assorted jewelry by Bulgari.
Apparently some people loved the Halftime Show, so… here’s a poll.
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