It wasn't always this way but... you are a Kardashian. Pairs perfectly with your Alexander McQueen skull scarf, too.
You've got timeless good taste! Just like Paris Hilton.
Your understated little satchel may look like that perfect vintage find, but... it actually cost $2000! Shhh. Not only does this route guarantee attention from street style photographers, but vintage stores smell like poor people anyway!
So! You care about status as much as the next fashionista, you've just convinced yourself you're more "alternative."
You are in 1985! How did you get there? The Chinese said it couldn't be done, intrepid traveler! Please bring us back some New Coke and stirrup pants.
It wasn't always this way but... you are a Kardashian. Pairs perfectly with your Alexander McQueen skull scarf, too.
You consider yourself a modern day Jackie O! The rest of us just think you try too hard.
You're so edgy that once you paired a leather jacket with a sundress. A SUNDRESS.
You own this bag because it's bad form to hold a sign that reads, "I'm able to spend $10,000 on a fucking purse." Which is surprising, given the caliber of judgment and integrity we otherwise see from Real Housewives.
Maybe you should be more honest and just draw $2500 out of the bank, gather it into a pile in your backyard, and set it on fire. Think of it as an investment!
This looks fun as shit.
