Jesus Christ, of course you are. Stop being ridiculous.
Sometimes Valentine’s Day can get you down, if you are single, or if you are feeling like you are not in the best romantic relationship ever, and I say that knowing full well that these concerns do not apply to you. Everything you are doing is superlative, all your relationships are perfect, and if they weren’t, by God, you’d make them so. But if you have any friends who ever have those worries, well, perhaps you would like to pass along this chart we found on Cracked (just in time for Valentine’s Day).