Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Celebrate Valentine’s Day Only Way They Know How

Do you hate your childhood? Unshy child bride Courtney Stodden and washed-up skeeve Doug Hutchison sure do! The attention seeking (and getting!) couple invited paparazzi along for a romantic outing in Los Angeles yesterday that involved feeding each other strawberries on a yacht, feeding each other spaghetti like in Lady & the Tramp, and feeding your anxieties about humanity’s decay all the while!

(Photo via the Daily Mail)

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    • Meghan Keane

      I’m glad that they have come to terms with the fact that they are dogs.

    • Maggie

      Is it bad that I think the picture of them laughing on the yacht is cute? It’s kind of nice that they’re happy together, even though I feel like rinsing my eyes out after looking at the one of him grabbing her ass.

    • kaz

      Just glanicng through I read that second one as “The Ragged Wood – Yeast” ummm ew, Ew, EW, EWWWW. It keeps getting grosser the more I think about it. *shudder*

    • Alexi

      Doug needs to work on his poses and facial expressions. He just comes off as a dirty old man… oh, wait.

    • Brooke

      Is it weird that her thighs appear to be the same size as his ankles, or is that just me? And will her arm fall off without that tack gold swirly thing she’s always wearing?

    • Fritzi Schnizter

      That’s not a yacht, it’s a docked sailboat.It’s not even yours, is it Doug? Isn’t spaghetti the cheapest item on a menu? Oh, wait….

    • Liz

      I think this is the first time that I’ve seen her smile – ever.

    • sweet

      I think it’s terribly sweet…you all wish…I was thinking…that’s the only strand of pasta she gets. lolol poor thing,, if you’re gonna be that incredibly skinny, lose a size in boobs…good luck and peace lol