Have you ever wondered what goes on in the hallowed rooms of the people who write children’s Valentine’s Day cards for a living? Like, who wrote that Scooby-Doo cut-out card that Brendan McGuiness gave you in second grade? What adult had the job of thinking up the phrase, “Scooby-Doo, I WOOF you”?
Here’s a look at the imagined behind-the-scenes of creating Garfield-themed cards, courtesy of Funny or Die. Teaser: one of the ideas they come up with is, “Happy Valentine’s Day, you have feline AIDS.”