Following the near-universal panning of her music, lyrics, and live performances by the music writing intelligentsia (and me), Lana Del Rey continues her retreat into that catch-all sanctuary for glamorous fallen starlets: the fashion world.
Mulberry, which recently gave Lana a backhanded compliment by naming a plain-ass bag after her, hired the wounded chanteuse to sing at their dinner event at London fashion week this past weekend, and sing she did. Just look at the video above! She sure is singing. And she looks so pretty. Do you see how hard I am trying to not be mean?
Anyway, just watch the thing and judge for yourself. Judge, judge, judge.