For your entire life you've wanted to be both Audrey Hpeburn AND Marilyn Monroe. This is kind of crazy on your part, because Audrey Hepburn had a much happier life, except for the bit with the Nazis and her unhappy marriages. Anyhow. Michelle Williams beat you to it. That's okay. You respect her for that. You're going to make a mash-up of My Week With Marilyn and Sabrina in her honor. You are so generous that way.
For your entire life you've wanted to be both Audrey Hpeburn AND Marilyn Monroe. This is kind of crazy on your part, because Audrey Hepburn had a much happier life, except for the bit with the Nazis and her unhappy marriages. Anyhow. Michelle Williams beat you to it. That's okay. You respect her for that. You're going to make a mash-up of My Week With Marilyn and Sabrina in her honor. You are so generous that way.
You're building a time machine and you're going back to 1950 today. Not tomorrow, today, although that distinction won't matter once you have a time machine! You're so excited for Mad Men to come back on the air, even though it's set in the 1960s.
You know those little chocolate oscar statues that are covered in gold foil? You have like, ten of those. Not to eat. To be style icons. You love that look. Also, your entire house is covered in shiny surfaces. Not because you're a cocaine addict. Again, just because you like that look. It's okay. Your favorite song is Copacabana.
You have absolutely impeccable taste. Never let anyone tell you that you don't look fabulous. You do. All the time. In a former life, you were a princess.
Your three favorite movies are Mad Max, Fern Gully and The Night Porter. You're willing to experiment with bondage, but in a really curiously empowered way. You're more tentative about experimenting with really short bangs
When you were little, you balanced books on your head, and you can do a perfect chingnon all by yourself. You are a master archer and a superb horsewoman. The adjective most frequently used to describe you is "perfect."
You love Baroque paintings. You want a world where things are dark, and opulent, and dangerous - but tinged with gold. You also love Alexander McQueen. Obviously.
You either have a better sense of humor than anyone, or you are certifiably insane. Only you can answer that.
