Kruger is usually so interesting. Last night she just decided to show her bra.
Nice torque! I haven't seen one like that since Brennus defeated Roman forces in battle circa 390 BC.
...HI YO!
The hair is all kinds of fucked up.
Kruger is usually so interesting. Last night she just decided to show her bra.
Looks like the bottom half of Amy Adams' dress fell off.
Boring.
This is the only kind of dress Sofia wears, folks.
What's impressive here is that this dress is an improvement on her ceremony gown, which was amazingly awful.
I don't hate this. And I love her eyebrows.
If she stands that way long enough, her legs might permanently stay that way.
Having a serious AbFab moment, "I hate it. Unless it's Haider Ackermann, in which case I love it."
Nice Grammys dress!
YIKES.
Almost always the prettiest, but this isn't new ground for her.
Great! Another one.
Kate Upton, everyone.
Maybe this will become exciting? Someday?
Pregnancy always gets a pass.
I almost like this! But then it's so dowdy, the makeup is so heavy, the hair ages her...
Gomez wears only sparkly gowns. NO OTHER GOWNS ACCEPTED.
Mostly just weird.
I don't even know anymore.
Sure. Whatever. At this point, I'm sick of looking at dresses.
UNTIL KATE BECKINSALE COMES ALONG AND FUCKS UP MY EYES.
AND AGAIN!
Cameron Diaz has a very whittled waist. And a tangerine dress.
Who needs a personality when you have side boob? Well, and class, right?
She looks pretty.
She looks uncomfortable.
She only wears dresses that swallow her.
BORRRRINNNNGGGGGGG
I expect more from you, Saldana.
So many sheer panels last night.
Marchesa's Georgina Chapman wore a more interesting dress than any other attendee wearing Marchesa.
I give up. I don't know anymore.
I JUST DON'T KNOW.
Not good.
Bond girls and Hollywood royalty pretty much sums up the guest list.
Uncle Terry was there.
CASSANDRA.
She will be mine. Oh yes. She will be.





























































