• Tue, Feb 28 2012

Check Out Carla Bruni’s Topless Modeling Card From The Nineties (NSFW)

This photo may be from the nineties, but I’m pretty sure Carla Bruni has the perfect seventies tits. And hair. And stare. Click through to see what I mean. (NSFW, obviously.)

Look at you, clicking through. Am I right or am I right? It’s like Nico, Pocahontas and Marcia Brady all conspired to have the perfect French child together. Can you believe this woman is now the first lady of an entire country? Can you imagine the kind of shit storm that would ensue if an American first lady had pictures like this? No, because she’d never get to be the first lady in the first place…she’d be a “moral liability” to her husband or some other Puritanical bullshit, and he would lose. I’m not saying French society is perfect, but they’ve really got that “sexual maturity” thing on lock down.

(Via Fashionista)

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  • MR

    Wow I almost skipped over this. I hope this doesn’t sound a little sexiest. But I read in the Journal last September that the birth of a baby during a political campaign is considered to be good politics. The article was about Sarkozy’s tough campaign road ahead – he’s only down by 2 points now, but has come back pretty strong since last Fall – she had the baby last October. So yeah, it looks like their baby could decide it for him. By the way, she’s in her early 40s now, and it was her first child.