If you’re under 30 and you’re married, congratulations and fuck off. Seriously, from both me and the rest of your single friends, please sincerely fuck off. You can skip this article or send it to your friends. I’m sure they’re really appreciate your thoughtfulness.
Everyone else has suffered through countless first dates, blind dates, group dates and — so many times over — last dates. After a while, the men are easy to categorize. There’s the guy you dated in college and met again five years later to see if it would work out even though you changed so much you both knew the relationship was doomed. There’s the guy you had nothing in common with except sex. There’s the guy with deep-seated mommy issues.
Here are the ten boyfriends women date before they turn 30. (Am I missing anyone obvious? Tell me in the comments!)