The Six Women You’ll Meet At A Bridal Shower

It’s almost March, and you know what that means — wedding fucking season, a.k.a. hiding a flask in your clutch as you bop from one themed bridal shower luncheon to the other, dragging with you the entire spring collection from Crate and Barrel. As you make your way through this pre-nuptial madness, there are a few women you will reliably encounter. Here they are:

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    • Ellen W.

      It is really fun to be both the one who lives for bridal showers AND the one nobody knows.

      Also- the one who has some kind of sixth sense about the cake. Even when it’s being cut in another room- she knows!