• Wed, Mar 7 2012

A Brief History Of Vagina Decorations [NSFW]

In an interview in this month’s Maxim, Jennifer Love Hewitt credits herself with launching the trend of vajazzling, and says that she still does it sometimes, and that because of her role in the phenomenon, strangers come up to her and offer to show her their be-rhinestoned vaginas.

Sounds like Hewitt lives kind of a weird life, but that’s not really the point. The point is that it got me thinking about how many vagina decorations we’ve seen come and go ever since it became acceptable to remove the decoration that nature gave us: pubic hair. It’s like without pubes, we’re still overcome with the desire to put something –anything — on our mons pubis, as if to prove that we can only thwart Mother Nature so much before she makes us pay for our transgressions.

So here’s a brief NSFW history of vag decs in recent history:

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  • Kim

    Vagina decorations would be invisible.

    • BeccaTheCyborg

      A pedant after my own heart.

  • kma

    I’m pretty sure vajazzling will become illegal once vaginas become illegal…

    • AB

      Vajazzling!! LOL that is great. but I dont know why they are all calling it the vagina, thats the inside part, from the Limited pics I have seen they seem to be bedazzling the “pudendum”(ok it the medical term),( one of the “humps” in the Fergie song???)

  • Gummo

    I think this is weird. You know how we tend to look at ancient Egyptians & their mummy practices as weird. Scrambling the brain out through the nose, taking out organs to be placed in containers, etc. This is how I think humans of the future will look back at the humans of today and these types of practices. To each her own but if you stop think about it, its Effing weird to shave of entirely what grows to then bedazzle it.

  • jawad ali

    very nice sexy girl