As the headline implies: Jessica Simpson is naked, pregnant and holding her own breasts on the April cover of Elle. We have absolutely no clue how this moved along the dozens of hands it must inevitably pass through without someone saying, “This is a bad idea, you guys. This is laughable and terrible and we have a hard enough time taking Jessica Simpson seriously without her going all smug and faux-artsy and especially because who the fuck gave her Kim Zolciak‘s wig?”
Astonishing. Also, why is Jessica Simpson still getting magazine covers?