Gallery: The Creepiest Pick-Up Lines From A 1973 ‘Humor’ Book Published By Playboy

Hey fellas! Would you like to be funny not in the next life, and not in the one after that, but in your own lifetime? Look no further than this book of jokes and anecdotes that I found at a thrift store over the weekend, which was published by Playboy Press in 1973. Of especial interest to the amorously minded man is the chapter titled “Wit, Whimsy and Women,” which is simply brimming with rapey excellent advice on what to say to a woman with whom you’d like to “score.” Basically, you should pretend like you’re a pedophile and you’ve mistaken her for a child, because “every girl, no matter how young she is, likes to think she looks younger than she really is.” Here are some of my favorite lines from said chapter.

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    • Ashley Cardiff

      “Perhaps if we got to know each other better, you’d invite me to your sweet-sixteen party.”

      HOLY SHIT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FLATTERY THAT IS FUCKED UP

    • Ali

      Hahaha. I really wonder if anybody truly used any of these and if any of the women liked it? Ew!

    • MM

      Are women supposed to find this complimentary? I mean, I’m 22 and if someone told me I looked like a teenager I’d consider it an insult to either my behavior or my fashion sense.

    • Fabel

      I feel like these pick-up lines were meant to be used on actual schoolgirls & they’re just cloaking it in “yes! All women are flattered by being told they look younger!”

    • Sarah!

      Do women believe in sex? Pick up the newest issue of Reader’s Digest to find out!

    • jay kay

      So THIS is what Roman Polanski was reading that fateful night he met that underage girl …

    • lucygoosey74

      Ewww! This stinks of registered sex offenders!