We’ve been warned for a while now that KATE MIDDLETON‘S BURLESQUE STAR COUSIN IS COMING TO AMERICA. That happened last night in New York, folks. Her name is Katrina Darling–possibly not her real name–and she is the second cousin, twice removed (according to the Post) to Kate and Pippa Middleton. Her routine is called God Save the Queen and yes, this slideshow involves pasties (but you can opt out before it gets NSFW). Also, I’ve included interesting facts about the economy of England, so you can stay on your toes or whatever as you read.
(Photos via Getty, facts courtesy Wikipedia)