Finally! Kate Middleton’s Burlesque Star Cousin, Katrina Darling, Is Here

We’ve been warned for a while now that KATE MIDDLETON‘S BURLESQUE STAR COUSIN IS COMING TO AMERICA. That happened last night in New York, folks. Her name is Katrina Darling–possibly not her real name–and she is the second cousin, twice removed (according to the Post) to Kate and Pippa Middleton. Her routine is called God Save the Queen and yes, this slideshow involves pasties (but you can opt out before it gets NSFW). Also, I’ve included interesting facts about the economy of England, so you can stay on your toes or whatever as you read.

(Photos via Getty, facts courtesy Wikipedia)

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    • Niamh

      Lovely facts, really enjoyed them. But the economy of BRITAIN is the sixth largest in the world, not England.

    • MR

      How far in do you think I was when I couldn’t remember any info on the economy?

    • Holly

      I’m not sure what the setting was for this but these were more awkward that artistic to me. It kind of looks like she just got off of a plane and did an impromptu “art” show in a storage hangar.

      • Kj

        Agreed. Not particularly sexy, I would say.