• Mon, Mar 19 2012

Here’s What Rick Santorum Wears To Sunbathe

Some cheeky passenger on an “all-gay” cruise sailed past GOP candidate Rick Santorum sunbathing in an extremely egalitarian fashion in totally not-snobbish Puetro Rico. Let the memes begin!

As a pale girl, I’d like to say 1) Remember the sunscreen! and 2) Maybe pick swim trunks with higher contrast? Santorum’s looking a little washed out.

(Joe My God via Buzzfeed)

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  • Nessy

    I’m pale and brunette too, but personally I lean towards the eggplant and navy swimsuits (red if I’m feeling sexy) but that’s just me Rick, that’s just me. Own and accessorize the pasty.