• Tue, Mar 20 2012

Walgreen’s Bizarrely Detailed Fake Vagina Description

walgreens fake vagina

Walgreen’s really wants you to know your facts before you buy any fake vaginas. They want you to get the best one. They want you to have one that works way better than your ordinary fake vagina. And I like the way Walgreen’s – a place I normally go when I need, say, chocolate rabbits to give children on Easter – have copywriters who have tested the merchandise to make sure it’s “very easy to clean.” Obviously this is going to be my next drugstore purchase, and I will hide it under a large bag of Peeps and some Drano. Or maybe I will lay it proudly atop my shopping basket, for it is the superlative fake vagina. – buzzfeed

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  • Sada K.

    Eh, that’s just the copy that Tenga gives its distributors. Besides, I would rather they give too much information than too little. So many sex toys are horrible quality, so it’s nice to know that people will at least be able to find the better product among the crap.