• Tue, Mar 27 2012

Paula Deen’s Most Horrifying Deep-Fried, Butter-Drenched, Mayo-Smothered Recipes

It’s Alert Day®, which the American Diabetes Association describes as “a one-day ‘wake-up call’ asking the American public to take the Diabetes Risk Test“! We’re doing our part by celebrating diabetes crusader Paula Deen, who made the world a little more safe for diabetes, then signed a multi-million dollar contract to conveniently profit off its treatment! Say what you want about ethics, Deen’s a shrewd business lady! To honor Deen, we searched her website for the most appalling recipes: all drenched in buttermilk and mayonnaise. There’s even a recipe for peanut butter cheese fudge (the secret ingredient is Velveeta!)!

Honorable mentions to the deep fried bagel sandwich and deep fried truffle cupcakes!

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  • Jennifer Wright

    Do you challenge me to make and eat all of these? Go on. Do it.

    • G

      I don’t think anyone wants to bear the guilt of what would be your imminent heart attack. Then who would be there to tell us to throw yogurt at dinosaurs?

  • Tania

    The idea of using Velveeta in a fudge makes me feel a little sick.

    • Ashley Cardiff

      Truth.

  • Danielle

    Oh. My. Gawd.

  • Asss

    Mmmmmm good

  • Sunshine

    That makes me sick when i think about that.

  • Sunshine

    Y do u say mmm good?