Paris Hilton Flashes Her Thong Tan

Paris Hilton has gone from most reviled figure in pop culture to mostly forgotten, but now that we live in the age of Kim Kardashian, we kind of miss her. …Although obviously we don’t because Hilton’s ability to parlay grotesque narcissism and venality into stardom (while maintaining she’s a “business woman” who plays a “character” on TV) is the reason Kim Kardashian exists.

…Shit. What we mean to say is Paris Hilton is 31-years-old and dressed like a 16-year-old trust fund girl at Coachella. And she has a goddamn thong tan. Paris Hilton, apparently, never left the early ’00s.

(Daily Mail)

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    • superjack

      All I can think of is Brian Posehn’s bit about how he knows she has a rat face but he’d still “fuck her in her little rat butthole.” Shudder.

    • mark

      actually its a g-string tan line…not a thong tan line. But who cares…its still hot!!

    • BigW

      She has made $1.5 B yes billion since 2005 so who is the fool besides I like the bikini line. I think as she would say that she’s HOT.