• Mon, Apr 2 2012

Charlize Theron Incorporates Bondage, Death Metal Into Faux-Sex Tape

Are you tired of the same old snoozer celebrity sex tapes, with the predictable night-vision, sucky-sucky blow job noises and high-pitched, whiny dirty talk?

So are we. And so, apparently, is Charlize Theron, who recently released the following video with Funny or Die. It is some “Eyes Wide Shut” type of shit, complete with beaked and robed participants, scalding hot water, and Charlize screaming out orders in her best impression of a death growl, which is actually impressively spot-on.

It’s pretty hard not to like Charlize Theron after watching this, so if you’re harboring some sort of long-standing grudge against her that you want to keep intact, I’d recommend against hitting play.

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    lol that was badass. She could actually be in a death metal band.