• Mon, Apr 2 2012

What My 2 Hours With A Male Escort Taught Me

Once he left the first question my girlfriend asked me over the phone was “how did you contain yourself?” My answer was, “I didn’t.” She continued, “but you didn’t even get oral!”  [tagbox tag="sex workers"]

And although that had been literally racing through my mind, I guess not enough for me to actually instigate it or any other sort of heavy petting. I’m pretty confident he would have been more than happy to oblige. Although I never directly asked him, in my mind that would have also fallen into the category of whatever I wanted to do – right? But apparently what I really wanted to do was to get my half naked body rubbed in oils, become so turned on I almost  soaked my own undies and get those 14 really painful knots out of my lower back. I can’t imagine any other first date scenario where this could EVER happen. Every step based completely on my comfort level, even the moment when he leaned in and kissed me and we made out, just a little. I mean, I’m only human! Though he hadn’t asked my permission, he knew by then he didn’t need to, but I did inquire “why bother?” His response “Why wouldn’t I?” That a boy Anthony! “Besides you have really nice lips.” And you know what, I do have really nice lips so that’s as good a reason as any.

Make no mistake Anthony’s very good at his job – and that job is making a woman feel wonderful. Any chemistry experienced in those moments is genuine, but I don’t think he would be doing his job well if you weren’t left wanting more. He’s extremely easy on the eye and you feel very comfortable with him immediately, but that all comes with a price tag. Granted a couple of hours was no more expensive than a good pair of Louboutins, but I tend to favor paid experiences over tangible things – so it worked for me. This is definitely not everyone’s cup of tea. The best advice I could give, having tried it for myself is, if this is something you are genuinely curious about doing ask yourself, “If I could spend 2 hours with Jude Law, would it be worth paying for?”

Later that evening soaking in my bath I calculated the interest rates of the local loan sharks – to see if I could actually afford a bi-monthly, 3 hour, full body massage without getting into serious debt – or my knees broken. But that was just a passing thought, because, thankfully, Babycat would never allow my financial ruin by approving such a thing.

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  • Maggie

    I hate to be this person, but you have quite a few punctuation and grammar errors in this article. The content was great, just be more thorough in your editing!

    • superjack

      You must lead such a sad, empty life.

    • Jennifer Wright

      Superjack, thank you for always bitching at people who bitch completely vaguely about grammar. Gold star and a martini.

    • Maggie

      Geeze, please forgive me for thinking The Gloss held itself to a higher standard and would’ve caught and corrected simple mistakes. I’m not about to go through and pick specific errors, my life isn’t that sad and empty.

    • jess

      It’s true.. the spelling and grammar errors made it difficult for me to read the article. I was interested in the subject matter and I enjoyed the light hearted tone but I ended up skipping through because I found the errors really off putting.

      It’s hard to take a piece of writing seriously (even if it is light-hearted) when it is peppered with mistakes. A quick spell check and proof read is all it takes!

    • Carol

      The writer didn’t catch them, the editor didn’t either and and the only other person on the board that complained, himself was told he had bad grammar . Is there just the smallest chance that you are the one that is wrong?

  • kim

    we only have two hours accounted for (lunch + massage). you totally slept with him. WHAT WAS IT LIKE

    • Falene

      Not sure of the protocol here, but I had to let you know:) Kim I really didn’t sleep with him – honest! Though the whole experience was a lot more entertaining than I ever thought it would be, bit of harmless fun really.

  • T-Lex

    To be honest I am a little surprised that you did not explore telling Anthony nor the site owner that you were writing about your experience. Especially because you mention “Anyhoo, neither Anthony or Mr.James were aware – at this stage – that I intended to write about my experience” . So I am just wondering if anything interesting came out about coming out about the fact that you were writing about the experience?

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      I’m sure that they don’t mind the positive press..

  • Laurie

    Loved this blog post. Loved it.

  • Sabina

    @ super jackass would be more fitting, as you clearly missed the incentive of this article! Kudos to Falene, it takes guts to write a piece like that!

    • Dragonz

      Superjack’s comment was at the person bitching about grammar.

    • Maggie

      I said the content was great! I think the article itself is really funny, I just thought it seemed pretty juvenile and unprofessional to have simple grammar and punctuation mistakes in an article written by a professional writer. No need to name-call.

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    This is great! I’m know there are plenty of women out there curious about the male escort industry and plenty who would love to have had the chance to sample it like Falene did…a very intriguing read!

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    Great article, and thoroughly interesting look at the other side of this from a women’s point of view

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    “This man is smoldering, but there goes my plan to dress him up like “The Sky Captain” from “The World of Tomorrow.””

    Oh man, this is too good.

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      ah Ricky we share the same nerdish brain methinks lol.

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    Great story. I couldn’t help but read it with a British accent.

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    absolutely brilliant, i couldn’t resist, screw my schedule! so glad i did. laughed my ass off.

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    Your article is hilarious. The guy looks sexy enough BUt I did meet the mreal
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    Loved this article so much. Information you can’t get anywhere else, so interesting & totally relevant. That disapproving look of Babycat’s is spot on, it would definitely keep me away from the loan sharks!

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    Jess,
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