Well, it’s been about five minutes since we were last unsettled by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi‘s pregnancy, which means it’s time again. Snooki has tweeted the above image, accompanied by the following caption:
Preggers power. I’ll cut a bitch if you mess w my baby!
That kid is going to be a peach.
As a sidenote, I just asked EIC Jennifer Wright for an editorial opinion: “Does it sound elitist if I say Snooki has the mind of a child?” and without so much as glancing up, she replied, “I don’t think she has the mind of a smart child.”