Snooki Will “Cut A Bitch” To Protect Her Unborn Child

Well, it’s been about five minutes since we were last unsettled by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi‘s pregnancy, which means it’s time again. Snooki has tweeted the above image, accompanied by the following caption:

Preggers power. I’ll cut a bitch if you mess w my baby!

That kid is going to be a peach.

As a sidenote, I just asked EIC Jennifer Wright for an editorial opinion: “Does it sound elitist if I say Snooki has the mind of a child?” and without so much as glancing up, she replied, “I don’t think she has the mind of a smart child.”


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    • Cristy Sterling

      snooki is a fat ass bitch, slut, whore