Illustrated Guide: What Your Favorite Designer Label Says About You

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You're a go-getter who relishes life, animal prints, gold hardware and your own tits.

Prada

You're really smart (which we know from all the clashing).

Versace

You're a go-getter who relishes life, animal prints, gold hardware and your own tits.

Roberto Cavalli

You find Versace a little too cerebral.

Alexander McQueen

You're really interesting! ...Or you think you are.

Marchesa

You're not really interesting.

Givenchy

You're goth (in a manner of speaking).

Hermes

You must really like accessories. Right? Would there be another reason for this?

Chanel

You are under 21 or over 55.

maggie

balenciaga!
- Ashley Cardiff
  
  Next week!
- Perry
  
  I second Balenciaga!
Katie

God I love these.
- Lindsay Cross
  
  Seconded. Illustrated Guides are my favorite.
- Roxana Rusowsky
  
  Yep – love the Illustrated Guides, too!
Penny

Now whenever I think of A. McQueen, I will think of space weasels.
- Feste
  
  Ditto.
LCT

Dammit. You caught me, Gloss, on the McQueen. But I at least could give a for-real answer to why.

Next: Kors! Burburry Prorsum! Betsey J! Calvin Klein! So many possibilities…
- Ashley Cardiff
  
  I think any answer is better and more accurate than “He’s just really fresh and fun.” Seriously. Any answer.
- LCT
  
  Also, you’re not allowed to say a single bad thing about Lanvin, because Alber is a goddamn SAINT, I tell you!
- porkchop
  
  Yeah. When I first saw McQueen, I knew this was the designer I’d always wished existed. It’s like the beautiful and obsessively detailed love child of Worth and Gieves & Hawkes. Or “fresh and fun.” Okay.
- Jennifer Wright
  
  What I like about McQueen is the way it’s kind of stale and dour.
Gabbi

That illustration for Hermes is just so brilliant, I want to re-enact it in some sort of ironic burlesque show. No, but I really like it. Also, where is that ominous Givenchy purse?
- Ashley Cardiff
  
  Ah. I was referring to the as-seen-everywhere Nightengale:
  
  http://www.barneys.com/Medium-Leather-Nightingale/00505014643583,default,pd.html
  
  Thank you, by the way. The Hermes one was the last one I did and by that point I had completely checked out. “Abdomens? I don’t want to draw another goddamn abdomen.”
kjon

Rick. Fucking. Owens.

That is all.
- Ashley Cardiff
  
  You know I wanted to do Rick Owens because Rick Owens is one of my favorites. Next week, next week!
Bananas

I love these!! More please!
Tulip Jefferson

Isabel Marant!
Maggie

Dior?

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