Adorkable Thoughts That Zooey Deschanel Probably Had During Her Marie Claire Cover Shoot

If there’s one thing that actress Zooey Deschanel decidedly is, it’s adorable. Add that with the fact that she is quirky — which means that sometimes she trips or says awkward things in social settings — and you’re reminded of the fact that she’s a DORK, too! She’s such a dork. Such a traditionally pretty, thin, white, highly marketable dork.

And nothing proves how outside of the mainstream she is more than this cover shoot she did for the May issue of a little-known glossy women’s magazine called Marie Claire. Here’s what big dorky dork Zooey was probably thinking during this shoot.

Photos by Tesh via Marie Claire

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    • Audrai

      This commentary is a little…ouch. By now, this level of animosity just feels like a cheap shot.

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    • Cathryne

      This was all incredibly lame, I don’t think a single “caption” made me smile once. Maybe cringe a little a the awful attempt… it just sounds like someone feels threatened by the loveable Zooey <3 She looks stunning in every picture.

    • Nadine

      This is why I don