• Tue, Apr 10 2012

Kim Kardashian Flaunts Hickey By Kanye West

Kim Kardashian was spotted out and about with a hickey. Since everyone knows Kim’s dating Kanye West and needs to be photographed in order to exist, of course she made sure it was on display while cameras flashed nearby.

Evidently Kim Kardashian did 1) not attend middle school, because that’s where you learn to cover this shit with a scarf and 2) has the mind of a high school girl because that’s when you stop dating men who give you goddamn hickies.

(Photo via Fashionista)

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  • Cee

    Hickey’s are a persons way of branding another in high school. I remember my friend would have so many every time she’d make out with her boyfriend behind the English building. She almost looked like she had a skin condition. They’re awful.

  • Maggie

    She’s so irritating! I wish that she had the class to pretend to cover this with a scarf so that when it was photographed it would seem like she wasn’t this desperate to stay in the tabloids (even though she of course would be desperate to stay in the tabloids, but would be less obvious)

  • KeLynn

    Or…it’s not a hickey. Seriously, that could be a million things.

  • Sam

    Maybe it’s her psoriasis acting up? I don’t watch that show, just to clarify, but I did see the episode where she was crying because she was diagnosed with psoriasis.