Naked Jeans Are Here

Remember the dystopian novel Super Sad True Love Story by Gary Shteyngart? It was a thing. One aspect of the dystopia was that women were always running around in “Onionskin jeans” which were transparent. Shteyngart wrote:

We wended our way through a half-kilometer of racks and hit upon the Onionskin outlet… Women, tired and aggrieved, were plowing through the brand’s signature transparent jeans, hanging like rigid, empty skins in the center of the Retail space.

God, it makes me want to hide in a snuggie. But that’s not how it worked for everyone! Nightmare future, filled with pants that look like flesh, your time is now. – Buzzfeed

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    • Melanie the Constant Reader

      AHH! Pants, you’re doing it wrong!
      *flees for thickest denim sold at Target, finds only booty shorts, runs home and buries under covers with long and loved Doctor Who t-shirt*

      http://melanietheconstantreader.blogspot.com/

      • Zoe

        Doctor who FTW.

    • Jen

      WHAT THE FRIJOLES IS THAT.