Mostly As: Hannah Horvath. Please stop being that way. Please, please, please get any job whatsoever. The guy who suggested working at McDonald’s wasn’t entirely wrong except for the stupid opium thing. Your cardigan looks nice, though.
Mostly Bs: Carrie Bradshaw. This is the only time we are ever going to say congratulations to being like someone who was in massive debt because of her shoe collection, but okay, fine, congratulations. You know how to eat cupcakes like a person.