Warren Buffet Has Prostate Cancer

warren buffett prostate cancer

Look, I just thought you should hear it from a friend, and not, oh, CNBC.

I mean, it would have been embarrassing if you were going to call up the Oracle of Omaha and be like “hey, want to get blizzards at Dairy Queen before we hit up Jay Z’s club” only to hear that Buffett couldn’t join you, because of the prostate cancer diagnosis.

I’m pretty bummed about this.

But he’ll be fine! Warren Buffett already beat this in 1997! It’s not life threatening! There’s already a treatment plan in place.

Just so you know. Don’t call Warren for blizzards tonight, he’s really busy.

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    • MR

      Is this because the Dow is back above 13000 again? I benchmarked my percentage growth performance against his for a year once. Hey, he’s the man, and a hardcore Democrat.