Poll: Who Is Going To Commit Suicide On Mad Men?

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Look, this has nothing to do with fashion or beauty, but fuck it, I’m going rogue.

Matt Weiner, the creator of Mad Men has always said that the opening credits on Mad Men are a very significant statement. If you’re unfamiliar you can watch the credits here. If you hate watching videos, they depict a man wearing a suit walking into an office building, laying down his briefcase, and then leaping out a window and plummeting to his death. Weiner says the images he passes on his descent (a woman’s stocking, a family, a glass of scotch) represent his deepest fears. Now, obviously something can be a significant statement without literally manifesting on the show but, dude, someone is totally going to jump out a window, right? TOTALLY.

I think viewers generally suspected it would be Don but, gosh, Don seems so well adjusted now. I’m inclined to think that it will be either Pete or Roger. I’m going to break down my reasons on these two. Let’s ride:


Pete’s major problem with his office is that “there isn’t even a window in it.” Seeing Pete throw himself from the window he coveted would be fitting.

Pete ends the last episode by saying “I have nothing.” He’s just been bested by Lane Pryce in fight, Don is able to repair plumbing like some kind of superman, his marriage is unhappy, he’s suddenly old. He’s… not wrong.

He chuckles like a crazy person when someone on the train says “I hope to be dead by Christmas.”

Unlike the other characters, Pete has no strong bonds of friendship in the office. He notes that they are supposed to be friends, but Pete doesn’t really have any friends. Anywhere. And his office-mates are willing to draw the curtain and watch while someone beats him up.

It’s revealed that he still keeps a gun at the office.

Pete is the quintessential company man. He’s the first one in, the last one out. If he was going to kill himself, he’d do it at the office. After finishing his work for the day.

The last episode, which revolved around Pete, ends with Ken writing a story which reads “There were phrases of Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony that still made Coe cry. He always thought it had to do with the circumstances of the composition itself. He imagined Beethoven deaf and soul-sick, his heart broken, scribbling furiously while Death stood in the doorway, clipping his nails. Still, Coe thought, it might have been living in the country that was making him cry. It was killing him with its silence and loneliness — making everything ordinary, too beautiful to bear.” Death is clipping its nails in the doorway.


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    • porkchop

      After a soul-scarring night of work-related-debauchery, Roger and Pete come to terms with how horribly similar they are and then make a drunken suicide pact. Hours later, Roger regains consciousness next to Pete’s dead body and mutters,

      “Jesus, I was kidding…”

      Then he takes over all of Pete’s accounts.

      • Jennifer Wright


    • Rory

      I don’t think it will any of the three. I think it will be Lane.

    • theeuphonist

      What’s funny is that this article is correct in predicting a suicide, but is completely wrong about who did it (see: last week’s episode).