Gay Men Taught Heidi Klum How To Give Good Blowjobs

By Norman Jean Roy for Allure

Supermodel Heidi Klum has the May cover of Allure and the accompanying spread features her jumping around in various states of undress–with refreshingly minimal Photoshopping!–lensed by Norman Jean Roy. Inside, she discusses Seal, her failed career as a high fashion runway model (“I tried, but no one would book me”) and… why her gay buddies are indispensable:

She explained the importance of gay men in her life: “They are like this kaleidoscope of interesting thoughts and opinions. They teach you so many things about men that are useful.” “Like what?” our reporter asked. Klum paused, and then made the universal tounge-moving-rapidly-in-cheek motion that signifies blowies. She explained what she’s learned (off the record, of course), and our reporter said she discovered two things: 1) Everything sounds authoritative when said in a German accent, and 2) Seal was a lucky guy.

Yes, it appears Allure really does call them blowies.

The issue hits newstands newsstands April 24.

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