• Tue, Apr 17 2012

Stupid Crap Boyfriends Buy

Humans tend to collect stuff. But some of the junk that my boyfriend has brought home over the last few years has been completely idiotic. I know — what I consider trash might be his new treasure. After living together for two years, I think I’m allowed to judge.
Over the course of the last 24 months, he has purchased a lot of stupid things. I wouldn’t care so much if we had the space, but our New York apartment has the square footage of a suburban pantry. There’s simply no room left to accommodate his bizarre hoarding behavior.
Am I alone in this, or does your boyfriend also buy dumb crap? Let me know what your man is hoarding in the comments.

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  • Fabel

    This slideshow was adorable, even though you’re like “UGH his dumb stuff!” But yeah, seriously, boys love bringing shit home.

  • Ella Jane

    How about the 5 year old washer/dryer set my husband brought home from his father that’s been sitting in storage for 9 months?

    9 months X $112 fee = THE COST OF A BRAND NEW WASHER DRYER SET FOR OUR IMAGINARY HOME WITH IMAGINARY WASHER/DRYER HOOKUPS. but, no. We’re “too underwater” on them now to sell.

    Sometimes I wonder what life would have been like if I had stayed single…

  • Антон

    the boy looks cool\stupid in this hat =)

  • Kat

    The only thing that article shows is that she basically has a lazy boyfriend who she likes to complain about. i can’t believe i just wasted 4 minutes of my life on that drabble

  • DharmaDharmaDharmaDharmaDharma Chameleon (I just started watching Lost!)

    Two people have never made me want to kill myself more. If only because I wouldn’t have to continue looking at the diarrhea that is their lives. Oh look, a spoon. Let the eye-gouging commence.

  • !

    i cannot stop laughing at the first photo

  • Sarah M

    This slideshow just proved that you don’t appreciate your boyfriend enough, or the hilarious and quirky things he gets/does. It seems like he’s a nice guy and all you want to do is complain about him. Let him live a little, sheesh.

  • Manasi Shah

    Hahahaha..this is hilarious Lindsay..!..however in my case I am the one who is the hoarder..;)..

  • Lis

    Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? This is not a post. I sincerely hope that The Gloss did not pay you for this post. This is a slideshow of pictures from a cell phone with a few words attached. It is drivel, and that guy’s eyes weird me tha fuck out. Really???

    • kit

      Are *you* kidding me?? This is not a comment. How can you hate a man in a ketchup costume?

  • Meghan Keane

    I may or may not own both a Big Mac and chocolate shake costume. Meaning, I completely endorse the ketchup attire. Regardless of where it is stored.

  • Bean

    Do all these people just follow you wherever you write so they can comment with pointless, hateful shit?

    Not only was this post completely inoffensive, it was also pretty cute.

  • Steve

    “Judge not lest you be judged.” Seems you’ve been judged as you judge your boyfriend. Cute is in the eye of the beholder as is humor.

  • Phancy

    Dang, some of the comments on here are rediculous! What, you get in front of your computer and come across a silly slide show and think you have the right to just be a jerk about it? Sheeesh.

    My guess is since you’ve been together for two years, you must secretly love his quirky purchases :P Adoreeeable. Sometimes it’s those little things that bug you that you would most miss if they were to stop happening.

    • Phancy

      Yes, I spelled *ridiculous* wrong.