• Fri, Apr 20 2012

Poll (With Bonus Retro Video!): Does Marijuana Sexually Excite You?

Much has been made over the years of the sexually stimulating properties of w33d. Why, to look at the above 1971 film Aphrodisiac! The Sexual Secrets Of Marijuana, you’d think it turns everyone into groovy, lust-crazed, secretary-banging hepcats. (Warning: film is NSFW for its tantalizing ’70s softcore porn.) But does your experience bear that out to be true?

Personally, I find that Mary Jane makes me somewhat, um, excitable, but it also makes me sleepy, lazy, and hungry, conflicting desires which must then battle it out for ultimate control of my person. My ideal sexual experience on marijuana would probably be “I will lie here while you do stuff to me, including, but not limited to, half an hour of oral sex.” But as most of the men I’ve dated have preferred me to do stuff back to them when we do it (cowards), that experience has not been made a glorious reality very often.

For many of my friends and me, weed is more of an excuse to relax, get silly, and laugh a lot (and occasionally review some teenybopper videos). It also gives me a break from this massive intellectual burden I must carry around day in, day out, constantly tormented by ever more complex thoughts. (Winky face.) It also makes me feel like my bed is hugging me with loving, pillowy arms when I lay down my weary head to rest. Additionally: didja ever look at the back of a dollar bill?

But enough about me, how do you feel when you’re high on grass?

Sorry! This poll is now closed.

(Movie via Gawker)

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  • Nancy

    I concur, Jamie! My favorite thing to do is lie on my awesome bed, convince my boyfriend to give me a full body massage, and then…you know! ultimate relaxation