Here’s A New Way For You To Decorate Your Vagina

Were you beginning to think that you were running out of new, exciting ways to decorate your vagina? Were you getting bored with the feather merkins, the regular merkins, the vajazzle and the vattoo?

Of course you were. You can’t be expected to keep your vagina looking one way for your whole life, after all! It’s there as decoration, and it should be treated as such.

And that’s why Lovehoney, a sex toy company in the UK has introduced the majazzle — a vag dec designed to celebrate the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee, a.k.a. her 60th anniversary on the throne. Shaped like a crown, the majazzle is “the crowning glory for your nether regions!” according to Lovehoney’s website.

Like most vajazzles, the applique is made of sticky rhinestones and goes right on your mons pubis. Happy Diamond Jubilee, everybody.

[via HuffPo]

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    • mm

      Here’s where you can buy the jacket!

      • mm

        how I managed to post this on the entirely wrong post I will never know

      • Sarah!

        Can you find me that jacket FOR my vagina?

    • Jessica Pauline Ogilvie

      Vagina jackets are about to be the next big thing and I think you both will be right in taking credit for it.

    • Jessica Pauline Ogilvie

      Just to be clear my comment was a reply to mm and Sarah! but the reply button is wonky. So. Jackets. Yes.