Alessandra Ambrosio Is Latest Pregnant Celeb To Pose Nude, Holding Her Own Boobs

Victoria’s Secret angel Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant. Do you know what happens when a model gets pregnant? They pose in the nude, holding their own boobs, as if to say, “See how this baby hasn’t fucked up my body?” You see, the modeling industry needed to obliterate the last safehouse of women not being ashamed of their bodies (pregnancy).

Mert & Marcus shot Ambrosio for Brazilian jewelry company Vivara (notice her rings?). Although we’re probably supposed to take this seriously, we aren’t and we won’t and we will forever think of this moment from Sarah Michelle Geller‘s hosting stint on SNL.

Besides, once Jessica Simpson does it, the shark’s been jumped.

(via her Facebook)

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    • Lindsey

      Weren’t bras invented so you don’t have to hold your boobs when they’re being all floppy? (See also, running up a flight of stairs without a bra)