This is a post about the ephemeral nature of beauty.
Or it could just be a post about soul patches being ridiculous. Your call.
However, I will say that I remember an interview with Joe Millionaire (Evan Marriott) from years ago where he said something about how none of the women on the show were his type, and he wanted was a blond with a bubble butt. And I remember realizing that, for the first time, that people on reality shows were terrible people. Years later I’ve come to suspect that they are terrible people without publicists, but I’m still not feeling too bad about Joe’s transformation.
Although it’s sad that there is no longer a human incarnation of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.