Something Is Notably Missing From Courtney Stodden’s New Beach Volleyball Pics

Courtney Stodden was recently photographed wearing a tutu to play beach volleyball, which is pretty normal, but one thing was notably absent from her ensemble — Stodden was barefoot.

As we all know, the child bride never goes anywhere without her stripper shoes, although she did recently complain about pain in her foot. So this might represent the first time we’ve ever seen her at her real height, and as it turns out, she’s short.

Does this signal a change in tune for the young celebride? Will she be foregoing Lucite footwear in favor of brazenly bare bunions? (She’s better at alliteration than I am.)

Only time will tell. In the meantime, the decision to wear a tutu while playing volleyball is obviously an epic move, and frankly one that makes me begin to really like Stodden. Because who does that? Who DOES that?

Courtney fucking Stodden, that’s who.

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    • kjon

      I thought it was going to be that fucking arm band that was missing.

      • Meagan

        Me too! I got so excited (admittedly, I probably got a little too excited) to see the armband missing.

      • Sam

        I just knew it was going to be that awful armband. Baby steps. Maybe that’s her next item of tackiness to go without. Probably not though.

      • Spastastic

        That’s what I thought as well. Then I kind of hated myself for knowing enough about her to instantly think of that.

    • Brianna

      I love how she is picking up the volley ball in one of the pics, as though she need to enhance her already ample bosom :)

      Kjon – I was so hoping it was going to be that arm band too!

    • porkchop

      I like the one where she’s fixing her bike chain.

    • Maggie

      She was also missing a group of people. I didn’t realize you could play volleyball by yourself.

    • Jenny

      So many things to say about this:

      I’m convinced the armband is some sort of tracking/mind control device.

      Is that visible areola in the photo above?

      Lastly – you can’t look at the photo where she is diving for the volleyball and tell me her breasts aren’t fake. Natural breasts don’t look like that.