• Wed, Apr 25 2012

Calvin Klein’s Pornstar/Fetus Boyfriend Busted For Cocaine Possession

Maybe you know about Nick Gruber, maybe you don’t. The 22-year-old model and pornstar has been the on-again, off-again boyfriend of 69-year-old Calvin Klein since 2010. Also, he’s been arrested for cocaine possession. Tell us, O TMZ:

[Gruber] was busted at his home at 4:58 AM after someone called 911 to report Nick punched a 20-year-old man in the face.

When cops arrived to the scene, officers say they observed a cut on the victim’s face … and arrested Nick for misdemeanor assault. Cops say Nick resisted by “flailing his arms in the air.”

Cops say they noticed Nick suspiciously reaching into the front of his pants … so they conducted a strip search back at the station … and discovered cocaine on his person.

Nick is now facing 3 criminal charges — including assault, resisting arrest and possession of a controlled substance.

Well, all we should take from this is “people in fashion are doing cocaine.” So… tuck that one away in your mental rolodex.

However, this post was nothing more than a vague, flimsy excuse to link to our rundown of Gruber’s 21st birthday, one of our proudest moments as an editor of this very blog. Sorry for tricking you like that.

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  • Nancy

    He thinks he’s Zoolander in this photo

  • Fabel

    The slideshow you tricked me into looking at was fucking hilarious.

    • Ashley Cardiff

      thank you! jennifer told me to post this article about the cocaine bust purely to link to that, as it is (actually) one of my favorite things i’ve done for thegloss.

    • Ashley Cardiff

      (we do very important work around here)

    • Sarah!

      HAVE YOU EVER HAD CHAMPAGNE BEFORE? IT IS FUCKING GOOD.

    • kit

      “WHY DOES THIS CANDLE TASTE SO HOT AND MELTY, MR. KLEIN?”

    • Maggie

      “BAM! GRUBER OUT OF FUCKING NOWEHERE!”

      I almost peed reading through that slideshow. Well done, Ashley. Well done.

    • Ashley Cardiff

      Okay. Wow. You guys are all fucking lovely.