Guys, I don’t have $650,000 lying around. I really wish that I did. But my husband and I are currently concerned with building a house of our own, so I don’t think he would be thrilled if I took out a mortgage on a house in Massachusetts and moved our whole family there.
That’s why I’m proposing that we all pool our resources create our own little Lizzie Borden time share.
Now, let me be clear, this is not the house where the infamous childhood rhyme allegedly murdered her parents. That was turned into a Bed and Breakfast plus Museum. I suppose we could all just visit that house and not begin a real estate venture around a crazy story we used to sing at each other in elementary school.
But I still feel like it would be amazing to have a bit of ownership in the Lizzie Borden story. This house in Maplecroft, Mass is where Borden lived during her trial and until her death in 1926. Not to mention that the place looks gorgeous, right?
Even if you won’t start a financial venture with me, let’s all take a minute and find a partner to clap out the famous lines. All together now:
Lizzie Borden took an ax, gave her mother 40 whacks. When she saw what she had done, gave her father 41…