• Thu, Apr 26 2012

Gallery: Fox News Commentator’s Un-Funny Lesbian Joke Inspires Funny Twitter Trending Topic

As you may know, whoreface harlot Sandra Fluke somehow slutted her way into a marriage proposal from her longtime boyfriend today. (Congrats, kids!) Perhaps enraged that Fluke was not punished for her premarital sex having ways with eternal loneliness, Fox News slut Monica Crowley made what she thought was a funny joke at Fluke’s expense by tweeting: “To a man? ‘Sandra Fluke Announces Engagement’”

That right, folks! In addition to being a slutty slut who wants the government to pay her to have sex with men, Sandra Fluke is a big ol’ lesbian, because she has short hair or something. She is going to hell twice, for two totally opposite but equally bad things!

In response to this lame, homophobic attempt at a joke, various Tweople have been attempting to make lesbian jokes that are equally terrible. Only they’re not actually terrible at all, because they’re being used to mock Crowley’s hamfisted, bigoted, schoolyard attempt at “humor.” Here are some of the best #Crowleyjokes I’ve seen so far. I hope they inspire you to craft some of your own!

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  • Eagle Eye

    The first two were the best!

  • Holden

    Um… because lesbians need birth control..?

    • Kai

      The point is that some of them do! Birth control isn’t just for slutty slut slutz who are having sex and trying to be responsible about it.

      Sandra Fluke uses hormonal birth control to treat a cyst, that could happen to any woman.

    • Maggie

      You totally missed the point.