Sloths. Manatees. Piano-playing cats. Sometimes, in the midst of all this internet excitement, it’s easy to forget what really matters. Like the fact that you’ve loved pretty, pretty horses since you were little, and furthermore, that this one is wearing jeans. Where does this horse expect to go in his jeans? Is it somewhere casual where jeans will be appropriate, or is he taking a “risk” that he hopes he can pull off because his mane is so silky and hey look, it’s a horse wearing pants? Does he have a date who will also be wearing jeans, or will she be wearing a pretty dress to pull everyone’s attention over to her? Does he care? Most importantly, did he wear the jeans on his front legs (which are like a horse’s arms, really) to make a statement, or does he just not understand how pants work?
I don’t know the answer to any of these, but I do know I want this horse in clothes–or “clothes horse,” if you will–to be my friend forever. Just say yes.