• Mon, Apr 30 2012

Would You Drink At A Bar That Had A “Panty Remover” Cocktail?

You know, I drink in a lot of scumbag joints (King Cole Bar, The Carlyle, The Campbell Apartment) but there’s a place where I draw the line. And that place is probably not somewhere that served a panty remover cocktail, because I reflexively order the same thing every time I go out. Fortunately, or unfortunately, a certain Gloss writer (Jen D) is better at actually reading menus than I am. Accordingly, she is able to discover new levels of stupidity/scumbaggery. Please behold her review in response to the bar that serves the panty remover cocktail:

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  • RM

    That is awesome.

  • Hannah

    Uh, anyguy who buys this for a girl is super creepy and I don’t think any girl would seriously look at the menu and go, “I think I’ll have the panty remover, sounds tasty.” I would be really offended if a guy bought me (or even suggested that I buy) that drink.

  • Briar_Rose

    Wait…King Cole is skeezy? Isn’t it kind of legendary?

  • L

    As a bartender for nearly a decade, every bartender has a “panty dropper” shot specifically for the ladies that like pretty colored fruity drinks made with enough booze to bring out the “woo” girl in all of us. Also know as the “sorostitute shot” if you’re near a college campus.

    Actually putting it on the menu though? Mmmmm…. no.

  • Tommmmmmmm

    Would it be better if it were the panty dropper? I think the implication is for fun… we’re all gonna get naked. Not, you know, slipping someone a Mickey.