Put all the Star Wars rings on my fingers at once and wiggle them around, like this, use Darth Vader voice to say things like “don’t worry, be happy” and “you are my sunshine!”:
Finally send Ashley to Space Camp
Give Ashley a fistful of Xanax and a plane ticket to space camp
Two fistfuls of Xanax
Get ships, men, money, too.
Develop time traveling machine.
Time travel to either the future so she can hang out with Chewbacca, her spirit animal, or the past, so she can ride a dinosaur.
Bring a clown into the office so we can mock it.
Or maybe, like, bake some cupcakes? That works.