• Fri, May 4 2012

Poll: Would You Rather Date Han Solo Or Darth Vader?

Happy Star Wars Day! You didn’t even know, did you? Or maybe you did and therefore, that makes you too cool for school, and proof that you definitely have your priorities in order.

In honor of this extremely important day, we’d like to get your thoughts on the gentlemen in the film. While I firmly believe that Han Solo is one of the most gorgeous men to ever board the Death Star, someone by the name of Jennifer Wright, has pointed out that Darth Vader is the most powerful man in the universe. In other words, Darth is the man for her. Apparently, she has forgotten all of Han’s witty statements and super awesome vest. Pfft.

Please note that neither Luke Skywalker nor Yoda are options in this poll. I know, I know, I know, but sometimes you can’t have it all.

Sorry! This poll is now closed.

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  • alma

    oh Anikin I will follow you into the dark…side

  • Meg

    Han, of course. Anyone who can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs is no scruffy looking nerfherder to me.

    • MR

      So you remember that huh? Yeah, his: “I can be nice”. That classic line to the Princess. She was his only – his only one. My kind of woman – pure Fire.

  • Tania

    The actor who played adult Anakin went to my high school’s rival high school, so I’m going to have to go with Han Solo.

    I mean, Han Solo and Indiana Jones era Harrison Ford? Mmmm.

    • Amanda Chatel

      I know! Harrison Ford in those days was something else… yum.

  • Megan Nicholls

    I’m calling bullshit on you, Jennifer…the Emperor was clearly a more powerful man than Vader. Since you’re so attracted to power, you have to go with Prune-Face Palpatine. EWWWWWW.

    Han Solo is obviously the correct answer, here.

    • Jennifer Wright

      WAIT! The question posed was “who would you marry?” BEING MARRIED TO HAN WOULD BE HELL. I mean, for me. I couldn’t do that much traveling! I could totally make the Death Star into my own personal Versailles. How is this not obviously appealing to everyone?

    • Megan Nicholls

      Oooh…shit. Okay…fine. I suppose. Within the limitations of the poll.

      The idea of the Death Star as a personal playground is appealing.

    • Amanda Chatel

      Marry, date… it’s kind of the same. As long as we kept “fuck” out of the equation there was room for an actual choice… AS POINTED OUT BY JENNIFER during our highly controversial chat on the matter yesterday.

      Because if we limited it to who would you fuck, we’d all all choose Han… even Jennifer “I could totally make the Death Star into my own personal Versailles” Wright.

  • Zoe

    Why is this even a question?! Obviously I’m going for Han. *sigh*

  • Natalie

    My husband could be Hayden Christensen’s twin, so technically I DID marry Darth Vader.

  • Sam

    But really–I just want to live in a treehouse with like, fifty Ewoks. I’ll make them little outfits all day and comb their fur.

    • Amanda Chatel

      And this is where things get creepy and I propose marriage to Sam…