• Mon, May 7 2012

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Geometric Cleavage Cutout: How Do You Feel?

I know that headline is a lot to take in, but ask yourself if there is a better way to describe what Gwyneth Paltrow is wearing here.

I think you will find that there is not.

Paltrow wore the dress to an event in New York last night at Diane von Furstenberg’s studio, promoting Amanda De Cadenet’s new show, “The Conversation.” And yes, it’s the same show on which Paltrow demurely declines to discuss her sex life.

The dress itself is DVF, because Paltrow is correct like that, and as you can see it offers viewers a rectangular-shaped glimpse at the inner sides of the actress’ breasts.

So, I’ll tell you how I feel — I really like it. And this comes from someone who, I think we all know, has a profoundly complicated [one-way] relationship with Paltrow. But I can admit my enemies/idols successes when I see them, and I think success is indeed what we have here. The dress combines sexiness and class, as if J. Lo showed up on the red carpet wearing pearls. Or something.

Anyway, how do you feel?

Photo by Getty via HuffPo

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  • Anne

    That last bit made me imagine J-Lo in that dress, and somehow that would make it look extremely tacky all of a sudden. Maybe the dress is still wrong, it’s just that Gwyneth can’t manage to look slutty and/or sexy, no matter how hard she tries?