Octomom Calls Her Masturbation Porn Shoot ‘Such A Learning Experience’

Well, that was fast. Just a week after signing on to do a “self pleasure” video, Nadya “Octomom” Suleman has already shot her first porno. Furthermore, she seems to have revised her views on porn from “it goes against my values” to “it is the best thing since Brazilian blowouts.”

The cash-strapped mother of 14 gushed about the experience of doing porn to feed her kids in an interview with The Huffington Post:

My first shoot was amazing. Such a learning experience for me in so many ways. I don’t think I could have asked for a better crew to work with. They were so patient and willing to teach me. I owe a lot to Wicked Pictures contract star Jessica Drake; she opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined. They made me look so glamorous, and for the first time in my life, I felt beautiful and sexy. I’m very excited for it to come out!

They also did a not-at-all-disturbing Spaghetti-O themed photo shoot to promote the film. Get it, like “O” as in “Octo,” as in “famous for having a ton of babies she was ill-equipped to care for”? Mommy’s doing it all for you, kids.

“For the pictures, we had her topless with a thick sparkly red choker with a big red heart in front and red and white polka dot panties … like 1950s style,” an insider tells me. “SpaghettiOs were all over her body and she’s even throwing the SpaghettiOs toward the camera. The label on the can was changed from SpaghettiOs to say ‘Saucy Octos.’”

I’m not anti-sex work in general, but everything about this seems wrong to me. One important thing to remember about porn is that people who really don’t want to do it–people who say things like “I will not lose my grip of my deeply indoctrinated morals and values“–should not be in porn. If they then do decide to do porn for reasons like “I’m not going to allow my kids to be homeless. I’m terrified,” it’s not hot. (Well, I’m sure some people will find it hot, but they are…not good people.) It’s not funny. It’s actually a huge bummer, and something that reflects badly on the people who are profiting off of her. It’s easy to make fun of Octomom for her crazy, tabloid-y ways, but at the end of the day, she’s a mentally damaged person who has made some really unwise decisions and now must live with the consequences of said decisions.

Maybe Octomom really has had a pro-porn awakening in the past week and the experience was as great as she says it was. I sincerely hope that’s what happened. But it seems less likely than the scenario I just outlined. In which case, I’m no longer comfortable taking potshots at her humiliation. I don’t want anyone who’s not comfortable doing porn to have to do porn, no matter how irresponsible their choices up until then have been.

(Via HuffPost)

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    • Paretto

      It’s definitely a controversial video. She’s a mom of 14 kids. She’s known all over the country for giving birth to 8 kids at once.
      But she also is in financial trouble. I might now approve her http://www.OctoPorno.com video, but she has her reasons to do it.

    • buzzkill

      You are a fucking idiot…..the fact thatnshe said she would never do porn and has decided to do it even though it is against her. Orals make it that much better….Nadya is hot as shit and I would feel priveledged to bury my cock in a “true milf” like her.