You may know the Victoria’s Secret Angels as a bunch of leggy blondes with impossibly toned bodies hawking mall lingerie… but did you know they’re also the international Consulate on Sexiness? If you can get past hearing a word as obnoxious as “sexy” used ad nauseam, this video may be extremely informative. Various angels–Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, newest additionÂ Toni Garrn–hold up cards to declare the sexiest disembodied famous people parts (Jennifer Lawrence has sexiest eyes, Amanda Seyfried has sexiest lips, etc).
As for who judged these disembodied parts? And what they are the sexiest of? Or why, when Blake Lively is ranked “sexiest summer style,” they hold up a picture from a year ago? What about: Why is this happening? Don’t ask questions.
Garrn comes off as pretty adorable, though.