Look, we know that you just wanted a quiet night reading Proust at home, but you got seduced into this prom thing, mostly because of the dresses. Maybe a little bit because Carrie made you believe that it would be the night you’d finally get telekinetic powers. That probably didn’t happen. (Did it? Come help us build a fire, Jack London scares us more than you ever will.) No. And maybe you didn’t ruin prom, either. But you almost certainly encountered one of the following girls.