Happy almost Mother’s Day, college-aged and childless 20-something demographic! We have found some mothers from television for you to identify with, without actually going out and having children. Unless you are into that!
No, seriously, use condoms.
And doubtless a lot of moms have been forgotten. You can let me know your favorites in the comments, and I will make totally accurate assumptions about you. Remember: When you assume, you make an “A’s” out of “sume!” (That’s how people with problems speaking pronounce “some.”)